slightly annoying

Don’t you hate it when your manager's on the phone to HR talkin’ ‘bout your contract?

“he thinks we’re giving him a pay rise but shhhh...”

Yes, we’re sitting that close, if i farted, she’d sure to smell it.

out wild west

Generally when I head out west to see my folks I always feel like I need to severely wound somebody by clubbing them over the head, usually a direct result of rage developed from being unable to find any parking for hours and getting cut off by idiots in their four wheel drives who can't quite see past their bonnets.

However the stars aligned on this fateful Sunday morning and parking was found within minutes of entering this crazy town - so i win you fuckers.
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nope, they haven't announced anything yet, i'll let youse know.

http://www.ukba.homeoffice.gov.uk/news-and-updates/

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crack whore

the dealer sets the price and the crack whores pay. because them crack whores are dependent on that shit, that's the way it rolls.

so the day that the crack whores tries to set the price and tells the dealer to deal with it, the dealer's gonna smash them in the teeth and find a new street corner.