Monday, January 02, 2006

achievements...

a couple of years ago if i had to sit down a couple days into the new year i'd have a few things to say about the year that had just been in this entry.

that had also been a time when i spent a lot of time reading other people's blog plagiarising other people's writing styles, honing my own writing skills or lack there of.

then i realised a big part of 'writing' was also dependant on one's experience (ie the substance of any particular entry) and the ability to translate these experiences into smooth, fluent and coherent sentences.

invariably people change, and my interest in writing creatively dimmed to a low glow and as of writing this entry i still have no intention to fan it back to life.

meanwhile there are new and existing blogs that i find myself reading more regularly neglecting my own blog and wondering when i had stopped wanting to write.

so here i am, facing off with the 'create blog entry' screen tapping away quietly on this laptop with a hopes of spitting out an entry that may or may not have any point, speaking of laptops, the tom hanks and meg ryan movie "you've got mail" gave me this crazy idea that typing on a laptop actually enhances your writing abilities.

now, what i had in mind was to quickly jot down what had gone on at the new years eve party in prose form, something poetic and excellent.

but, everything that happened the other night came into my head in point form. i don't think point form cuts it these days.

blogging is a brutal business, it's tough when you need to gain and maintain a reading audience THEN you get misled by fake ass bastard comments made by random fake ass bloggers promoting things like home loans, scaffolding and child care who lie about good your blog is.

great...

so besides giving my liver a real spanking and feeding my belly with delicious beer calories one of the things i could remember was playing spin-the-sexual-truth-or-dare-bottle. it's just like truth or dare, except all the questions and dares were of a sexual nature. everyone who played chose sexual truth because i didn't think anyone would've wanted to have sex with anyone else there. no one was drunk enough i thought, and i would've definately made someone have sex with somebody from the party if they had lost and chose sexual dare.

one of the co-hosts left the sexual truth or dare group for a quick pee but he didn't come back to the circle of sexual interrogations, i later found him comatosed on his bed. funnily enough the guys ended up taking turns straddling his ass, everyone did it free of charge and they didn't even have to lose in sexual truth or dare.

rightly so that i spent new years eve with a bunch of friends i've seen for the larger part of 05 and i've had a good 05 myself which included leaving home, gaining a fake promotion and meeting my special lady.

oh yeah, one thing i'm not happy about though, i need to excercise more, i'm so fat. i blame it on beer, the heat - you can't excercise in the heat cos people die and lastly i blame it on the boogie.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

ding! says: look! its a waterfall!

you also forgot to mention the guy on guy action you got on the balcony... the special lady is gonna slap you one!

Chip said...

wtf? you guys played spin the bottle? Must've been while I was passed out.

Speaking of big years, I think you've had a spectacular 2005! Big achievements and happiness. Hope 2006 is just as good if not better :)

Btw, I think your writing style is great. Whether you plagiarised or not, I think it's very creative and quite amusing to read. You should write more.

yui said...

hahaha thanks chip, 'preciate that.

we played sexual spin the bottle on the balcony next to the lounge while you guys were playing poker.

not as big a year as yours! you bought land and a swish new red convertible sports car!

muddy: picture's were on deft's camera, i think he may still be recovering from field day haa!

ding: shhhhhh, i feel so used and now alwin's running back to shanghai....

Chip said...

lol Wanna compare eh? Well what about you? New Apartment, New Promotion, New Lifestyle (moving out) and last but certainly not least, New Special Lady.

JookBoy said...

Happy New Year to you mate!
Where there's alcohol, there's always man love not far behind :)

Did Shuai get harassed this time?

Tu said...

You didn't meet a special lady, she was always there in front of u yo!

yui said...

mole, hear hear! and...field day's suppose to be a recovery session yes? so if you didn't have a big 5am nye you wouldn't have anything to recover from! :]

jookboy, unfortunately not, shuai left the party unscathed but jason, poor jason didn't escape the clutches of milli's wrath! RAWRrrrRrR!!!

tu, hey look! what's that?