i started writing a blog entry about depressed people around me, but this wise guy beat me to it. then i thought i'd write about life and it's individual purpose, an introspective soul searchy kind of piece, but these three other people beat me to that as well.
so in everybody's best interest, i have this for you.
Guide: How To Tell if You Are Whipped
(in no particular order)
1. you have a visible finger print on your forehead, which coincidentally matches your girlfriend's thumb print.
2. you've seen your family doctor about a bad case of lashings on your back.
3. you have whip-lash ointment in your medicine cabinet.
4. you originally planned to have a few beers with your mates on thursday night but magically found yourself carrying shopping bags whilst waiting outside a shoe store for women.
5. whenever your girlfriend asks you for a 'favour' you always hear a whip crack, and you end up blaming these delusional whip cracking sounds on stress from work.
6. your girlfriend owns a whip, which you bought for her, on valentines day.
feel free to add your own.
13 comments:
I bet it's worth being whipped when you have a bundle of cute little asian goodness in your arms at the end of the night ;)
Cute Little Asian Girl
7. Your name is "Yui" or "James"
8. When your manager asks you to complete a task, and you respond with, "yes hunny" ... oops!
When you sign emails with "xx"
Who's been cracking their whip at you yui??!! I detect a bit of hostile bitterness in the tone of that post =p.
There there, it's ok. All part of life really. You're not alone.
hahah! i'm afraid you got it all wrong beckster.
i like writing crap, it's where skill is irrelevant.
Quality post mate!
There comes a time when the whip isn't even needed. It's like slavery without the leash :)
Then you know you're thumbed beyond repair.
pain is pleasure for some ;p
What's worse is if you're being whipped by someone you're not even going out with.
Oh btw. make sure you're free tomorrow night. I'm going shopping and these little delicate hands can't carry ALL my shopping bags ;)
Cute Little Asian Girl
I feel sorry for your girlfriend...not you. You're a creep
i like creepy.
creepy is good.
9. You find yourself carrying your gf's handbag. And not between 2 fingers at a distance as though it were poisonous.
- Milli
Funny.
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